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I got indoor plumbing...
No outhouse for me...
No “Oooo… I’m in a hurry…”
No “Yikes… I’ve got to scurry”…
No nighttime “Oh, no… I got to go”…
No dark, no rain, no icy blow…
I got indoor plumbing…
No outhouse for me…
No rough, dirty, wet seat…
And nothing sticking to my feet…
No more of that damp paper…
No “Yuk… gosh…  my finger”…
I got indoor plumbing…
No outhouse for me…
No fear that I’ll fall through…
No deep breaths… wah, peew…
No breathing methane gas…
No “Will this ever pass?”…
I got indoor plumbing…
No outhouse for me…
No “Help me… locked in” cries...
And no stinkin’ black flies...
No dangerous wasp battles…
No embarrassing outside cackles…
I got indoor plumbing…
No outhouse for me…
No more rickety old shacks...
And no peeping through cracks...
No rush me waiting line…
No “Trust me… You’ll be fine…”
I got indoor plumbing…
No outhouse for me!
 
By:  Jeanne A. Brohart

Copyright Autismhelpforyou.com 2005

 

 

 

This one was just so funny... I had to share it...

Personally, I think it would be great for a plumbers' union jingle or something... so very totally LOL!  :o)

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